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Name: Jesus
Strengths: Son of God, raising the dead, walking on water, curing illness and I am fantastic to have at parties
Weaknesses: None.
Hobbies: I like to spend time with my buddies - I have 12 awesome mates that hang around. We go fishing. I like to shoot a few hoops now and again and chill out once a year on vacation in the Bahamas. I enjoy listening to jazz, New Age music, ska, reggae and the occasional metal band. Used to play in one, you know. In between saving people, I like to read a really good book. At the moment, I am enjoying the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Peace out.
posted by Tamarai at 4:50 AM
6 Comments:
I don't know if I should laugh or be in hysterics.
I can't wait to see what Jesus would do. As long as I don't have to wash his feet, put out a burning bush or share my fish I don't really mind!
Hey, if we happen to get to Hell, I'll look out for ya.
purplesimon out...
I too will not chilling with the J-man in the Bahamas, I've had my spot reserved on the train to hell for years.
At first reading, I thought you made a mistake about the "12 awesome mates" considering one stool pigeon had chirped to "the man" and Jesus boy paid the price. However, I suppose, considering J is supposed to be about love and forgiveness and stuff that he would welcome Judas back no problemo.
Too funny - wonderful!
Simon: No one wants to be washing my feet after I've wandered around in the desert for 40 days. I wouldn't ask that. Good questions. And I like the sign you found at the platform. I will comment soon.
Karen: Judas was replaced by a lovely little honey named Wonder Woman. We save the world together.
Red: Thanks! stop by again.
J, you da man, man.
hehe. Yaya Sisterhood was awesome.
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